Marriage

It needs two to make a marriage. A bride and an anxious mother.

Double Crossed

A bachelor is a man who has been crossed in love. A married man is one who has been double crossed.

Marriage Is Fun

Marriage is lots of fun. It's the living together that causes all the problems.

Too Late

Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real hapiness was until I got married, and then it was too late."

Africa Marriage

Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I Heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?

Dad: That happens in most countries, son.

How Much Does It Cost To Get Married?

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."

Marriage is an Institution

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.

Happy Marriage

A happy marriage is a matter of give and take. The husband gives and the wife takes.

Marriage Game

Marriage is a wonderful game. It's the only game where two can play and both can win.

Marriage Is Wonderful

Marriage is wonderful. If You see a bachelor you will find he has no buttons on his shirt. But If you see a married man... you will find he has no shirt.