Saturday, February 10, 2007
Tender
Husbands generally grow very tender after ten years of marriage. However, any chunk of meat gets tender if you out in hot water for long enough.
Calculated Risk
Marriage is a big gamble for a man. But for a woman, marriage is no gamble. It's a calculated risk.
Thin and Fat
When I took the marriage vows I was told that I would go through thick and thin. I didn't realize that I would also have to go through thin and fat.
Thursday, February 8, 2007
Nice to be Married....
It's nice to be married. To be able to relax, sit and the couch with a glass of beer in your hand and all night...watch your wife's favourite programmes.
Wonder
When a newly married man looks happy we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy - We wonder why.
Love is a Quest
A lecturer delivering a talk on the demoralizing effect of legal seperation said, "Love is a quest; the proposal a request; the giving in marriage a bequest; the actual marriage, a conquest."
"What is a divorce?" a voice from back asked.
Swift as lightning came the reply,"Ah, that's the inquest."
"What is a divorce?" a voice from back asked.
Swift as lightning came the reply,"Ah, that's the inquest."
Longer
It's not true to sat that married men live longer than unmarried men - It's just seems longer.
Girl's hand
When a man asks for a girl's hand in marriage, he doesn't realize that it includes the thumb under which he will ultimately be.
Thursday, January 4, 2007
Double Crossed
A bachelor is a man who has been crossed in love. A married man is one who has been double crossed.
Too Late
Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real hapiness was until I got married, and then it was too late."
Africa Marriage
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I Heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in most countries, son.
Dad: That happens in most countries, son.
How Much Does It Cost To Get Married?
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it."
Marriage is an Institution
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's.
Marriage Is Wonderful
Marriage is wonderful. If You see a bachelor you will find he has no buttons on his shirt. But If you see a married man... you will find he has no shirt.
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